jennj80: cayde: going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds omg THANK YOU, i’M NOT ALONE!
fruffian: why isn’t anyone unhealthily obsessed with me
braydaaan: Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe.
santanaslittlelesbo: heartless: when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother...
perfectioninimperfection: I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
wartortles: instead of sitting there not kissing me u should be kissing me
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
sorry: I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.